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miss silly



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 1:09 pm    Post subject: A quest for healing Reply with quote

I will post here a story that I posted in the former library. We were having fun about something and suddenly Diesel stated that we were getting all infected with the McGann-infection. Than this story came up. Please forgive me my grammar mistakes and enjoy the story.

So we are in danger of getting infected:


And doctor Lord can offer no cure.....




I am sorry to say there's no cure known to mankind against the mc-infection. The book says that patients won't recover, but there is no real danger to their health. Their physical health I mean, we are still studying on the effects on the mental health, that still worries us. Only women are infected and they start to behave.......odd. Let's put it nicely: their behavious is a bit strange. I think. That is, we male doctors do think so.

Than Diesel ask for a second opinion. Read what happens.




Well, if that's the way you think about me, Diesel, than I'd better leave. I think I was pretty thorough in my examination. But well, your wish is my command. So I can recommend two colleagues of mine, they are true specialists in feminine 'disease' and they can stop you from behaving like a disturbed bat. I must warn you though: don't accept sweets!




Please let me introduce myself: I am THE DOCTOR. I am honest and don't wear masks. My speciality is indeed giving second opinions about your state of mind. I think body and soul are strong connected, so I'll start with a physical. Enter my room please!



Did I hear someone ask for a second opinion? I am very good at that, because I have a second heart. Come on Diesel and other ladies and I treat you with my jelly babies!



Will Diesel ever be cured? Will other women be infected as bad as she? Visit THE LIBRARY and you will know....

To be continued....
Sylvia


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 1:34 pm    Post subject: a quest for healing part two Reply with quote



Pfff, all that talk about second opinions.... I know what the matter is, she just has to go out with a handsome sailor. That will cure her, so come on honey.



Male chauvinist talk. That belongs to the last century! Diesel just needs a very good talk. That will cheer her up, she just feels misunderstood.



Want to take a ride? Your infection isn't contagious, so it is no risk for me.





I bought you some flowers!



I am the omnipresent narrator and I tell you, Donald Duck, you are in the wrong story. So, go away! And as omnipresent narrator I get a bit sick of these stupid advices. So I will send Diesel on a boat trip to Russia. In this story: everything is possible. She will find help and guidance there.



A boat trip, yes! Mwoaaahhhaahaaa!!!




Will Diesel ever be cured? Will other women be infected as bad as she? Visit THE LIBRARY and you will know....

To be continued....

Sylvia


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 1:44 pm    Post subject: a quest for healing part three Reply with quote



In the last episode we left Diesel on a boat, going to Russia. All the sailors were enjoying themselves by the thought of having a beautiful woman aboard. They tried hard to amuse her. They had cleaned and repaired the boat...



They even brushed the canons.....



The handsome officer made some offers....



I'll take my fiddle and play an Irish reel. That will cheer you up!

As omnipresent narrator I knew that was not enough. Even when they send the Frenchman I had my doubts....



Mademoiselle, voulez vous dansez avec moi?




But Diesel turned him down. Even the chef cook couldn't help....



Why, miss Diesel, what did I do wrong? I worked so hard on this lovely food and you are refusing me...uhm...it? I think I am going to cry..




But Diesel did not respond. She didn't see the sailors faces, every one of them looked like him or his brothers.



So I thought it best to stop the recreation part of this trip and travel without delay to Holland. There lived some women who were slightly related to the three ladies who had predicted Macbeth his future. These ladies could see what would happen also. Luckily Belgium and Holland are very close!



Will Diesel ever be cured? Will other women be infected as bad as she? Visit THE LIBRARY and you will know....

To be continued, soon...


Sylvia


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 1:55 pm    Post subject: a quest for healing part four the adventure continues Reply with quote



Yep, they are in Holland! Now, the clever sailors found with no difficulties the four ladies they needed....




They sang: Diesel, we have been waiting for you. Woman, you have a mission. You must follow your plan and go to Russia. You will find a handsome woman there, who'll say she's your friend. But never trust, never trust her... She is evil. Release the world of this monster and you will be cured. The world will thank you for that. Go and be careful, danger is everywhere!



And so they went, quickly and none of the sailors dared to speak to Diesel, because she was a woman with mission.
They travelled fast. Not many people do know that there is a big sea between Germany and Russia. It is only seen by people on a quest. After a few days they reached the Russian border. They were awaited by soldiers and brought to the empress.




Welcome Diesel and friends. I was awaiting you, I knew you were coming! Please, you must tell me all about your country. I am so glad you came. But you must be tired, one of my servants will bring you to your room and bring you some food. Tomorrow we'll talk.



Diesel went to her room, very happy that she had steady ground under her feet again. She hadn't been ill, but those sailors always seemed to know when there was a high wave that would sweep her from her feet and there was always one around to catch her. She had never been held by so many men as the last few days. So she ate a bit and lied down on her bed. Soon she fell asleep and dreamed. She dreamed about the four strange Dutch women who had predicted that she would meet a woman who would pretent to be her friend. With a shock Diesel woke up.
The empress....she was the woman she couldn't trust.
She got out of bed and left her room. She walked through halls and corridors and after a while she came upon a room where people were present. Diesel looked through the keyhole. She saw the empress and she wasn't alone! Diesel felt like her heart stood still...





Will Diesel ever be cured? Will other women be infected as bad as she? Visit THE LIBRARY and you will know....

To be continued....

Sylvia
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 2:08 pm    Post subject: a quest for healing last part - the adventure continues Reply with quote



This is wat Diesel saw: the empress and four men, the McGann-clan! She had found them, though that was not her purpose. Much to her surprise the empress started to sing and the four brothers joined in, they were the chorus. As omnipresent narrator I tell you that, if you want to join in, you sing this song on the tune of the Lumberjack song by Monthy Python.



I am an empress and I am okay
I sleep all night and I reign all day


brothers:
She is an empress and she's okay
She sleeps all night and she reigns all day


empress:
I kill enemies, I make laws
I go to magic school
Everyday I improve my skills
And train to take the world


brothers:
She kills enemies, she makes laws
She goes to magic school
Everyday she improves her skills
And trains to take the world
She is an empress and she's okay
She sleeps all night and she reigns all day


empress:
I seduce men, I kiss and love
I like to enchant as many as I can
For that's my one and only hope
To cure the McGann-infection


brothers :
She seduces men, she kisses and loves
She likes to enchant as many as she can
For that's her one and only hope
To cure the McGann-infection??!!
She is an empress and she's okay
She sleeps all night and she reigns all day


empress:
I caught four brothers, they're the best
They are my own slaves
They'll make strong soldier and sailors
They'll help me rule the waves


brothers:
She caught four brothers, they are the best
They are her own slaves??!!

talking:
That's about us, we're trapped, o dear,
somebody help us, please, please!!
She is an empress and she's okay
She sleeps all night and she reigns all day
She is an empress and she's okay
She sleeps all night and she reigns all day




As omnipresent narrator I think the empress is a lousy singer and has no feeling for rhythm. But letís continue the story. Diesel had heard enough and sneaked away. She had to help those men!
In her bedroom she searched in her luggage to see what she could do. You must know that Diesel was a famous beautician and she had been a girl scout, so she was prepared for everything. Soon she found what she needed and started to work. After a while she finished her work, very satisfied about her self. She slept perfect the rest of the night.
The next morning she met the empress at the breakfast table. The empress welcomed her with a gracious smile.
"O empress", Diesel said. "I have brought you a present; I have made it especially for you. It is Belgium cream for your face. You will look even more beautiful when you use it."
The empress was a very vain woman, so she tried immediately some of the cream on her face.
This is before the treatment:





and this is after:



And Roald Dahl told us that this is the ultimate proof that a woman is a witch.
The empress screamed and screamed and disappeard in fire and smoke. She was never seen again in Russia. Rumour says that she now lives on the Northpole, but I doubt that is true.
As the omnipresent narrator I can tell you that Diesel, the McGann-clan and all the sailors went home. They had lots of fun together, but those adventures belong to another story.
Finally Diesel reached home where she embraced her husband and children, who she had missed very much. And so they lived happily ever after.
Did they? Well, I must confess that sometimes Diesel stood up at night and went outside to watch the stars. This is what she saw:





For I must tell you there is no cure against this infection. Diesel has saved the world from great evil, but cured she is not.



Told you so, told you so, told you so!!! Need a second opnion? I am willing to give you one.



weak with laughter: Now you know the answer: there's no cure, so come on and join the club.

The end

Sylvia


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 9:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bravo!

A cute global adventure for Diesel, spanning continents!

The after the treatment piccie... Laughing


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 5:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bwahahahahahah!! Mr. Green Sylvia that was brilliant!!

More please! Wink


Linz Mr. Green
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 10:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh hooray!!!!! I didn't know this was here!

But where's Donald? Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 12:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

He should be here! I'll immediately go and look for him. Thanks.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 1:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

He is back, bigger than ever. I forgot to move him to photobucket. Sorry Donald.
I have tried to seize him down, but that doesn't work at this moment.
I will try again this weekend.


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 5:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yay! Thanks! I'm so glad you saved the story! That was one of my top priorities of things to grab from the Library, but I forgot until it was too late!
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